Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Metal Tavern Radio Website Is Live

Well folks, its here. 

The official Metal Tavern Radio Website. A full investment by myself and Neko and an easier way to find everything that Metal Tavern Radio does, the podcasts, the internet radio, and the youtube channel. All in one place. 

And at the bottom of the page you can find links to our friends and favorite youtube personalities that we often work with and admire to bring you all some of the best entertainment on the world wide web. Will be still tweaking it here and there but the webmaster did a great job of creating this for us. 

Preston Downey Aaron Pynn Deryk Ronk Tony Giannott Cab DRage Joel Vallie Lou Yardley JaxB TheRipper Eric Calderone Dave Fisher Eric the Asian Movie Enthusiast and Eon from Retro Cereal. 

There will be no more posts on this blog as everything is now re-directed to the actual Metal Tavern Website. Thanks for your support and keep the rock and metal flowing!


https://metaltavernradio.com/

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #155

 In this episode Neko and I break down our tier rankings for actions movies of the 2000's. We also discuss the documentary in Netflix called "The Tinder Swindler" and learn just how shitty men can be but also how naive women can be.

 

We take the time to dive into cancel/woke culture as we discuss the suspension of View host Whoopi Goldberg. The question remains do people deserve to be fired/suspended for their opinions even if they are not grounded in facts? And is there a double standard when it comes to woke culture?

 

And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault Noobs selects "Kiss of the Dragon" starring Jet Li and Bridget Fonda. Noobs breaks down why this may be his favorite movie with action martial arts star Jet Li.

 

Special thanks to Everlasting Spew Records, Against PR, Scarlet Records, Atomic Stuff, Inverse Records, Qabar PR, and Horror Pain for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Abysmal Dawn- Bewitched (Candlemass Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Mystic Circle- The Arrival of Baphomet
Krallice- Heathen Swill 
Violet Cold- Artificial Love 
Arch Enemy- Handshake with Hell 
Father Befouled- Unheavenly Catechesis 
Decrapted- Forceful Human Flesh 
Saxon- Super Nova 
Voivod- Synchro Anarchy 
Trick or Treat- Creepy Symphony 
Korn- Worst is On its Way 
Dianthus- Dont Change 
Jethro Tull- Mrs. Tibbets 
Venomous Rose- Rock (Dont Let it Die)
Aha- Take on Me (Unplugged Version)
Simple Lies- Flat Brain Society 
Midnight Bullet- Rain on Me 
Serious Black- Fallen Hero
Re-Armed- As the Stars Align 
Stabbing- Excrement Sarcophagus
Pestilent Reign- Grinding Teeth 
Deathcult- Trepanation Rites 
Venom Prison- Castigated in Steel and Concrete 
Gorged Afterbirth- As Maggots Set In 
Judecca- The Stench of an Undouched 


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-155/

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #154

In this episode Neko and I talk and review the Disney+ and HBOMax series "The Book of Bobo Fett" and "The Peacemaker". Has both the Star Wars franchise and Marvel run out of gas? Has the market for both franchises become over saturated?

 

We also review the Netflix series "Archive 81" which has some subtle similarities to a series called "Dark". Is it a straight up copycat or does it bring hold its own in terms of story telling and plot design?

 

And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault Neko selects "Mean Girls" starring Rachel McAdams and Lindsey Lohan. Noobs initially put this in his average block on his tier rankings but after watching it did it move up at all or does it fall of the rankings altogether?

 

Special thanks to Hardlife Promotions, Grand Sounds Promotion, Carcosa PR, and Against PR for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Malefic Throne- Nuclear Winter (Sodom Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Centinex- Derelict Souls 
Brain Dead- Repulse to Destruct 
Edge of Sanity- Decepted by the Cross 
Fragda- Black Sun 
Muert- Axantemir
Angelcorpse- Phallelujuh 
Reapter- Cold War 
Secret Sphere- 1000 Eyes Show
Steegmoord- Crucified Demons 
Boris- The Fallen 
Gia G- Cosmic Wave 
Lalu- Reset to Preset 
Tokyo Blade- Kill Me Till Im Dead 
4 Non Blondes- Whats Up 
Cult of Luna- An Offering to the Wild 
Lawnmower Deth- Bobblehead 
Megadeth- Wake Up Dead
Bio-Cancer- Obligated to Incest   
Vvorse- Varjoanie 
Dodsleie- Realm of the Unknown 
Hegeroth- From Nothingness 
Aethereus- Shrouded in Kaleidocopic Skin
Vile Rites- The Ageless 
Inverted- Circle of Candles 


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-154/

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #153

In this episode Neko and I discuss how older mainstream music is killing new mainstream music not just older people but younger ones as well. We dive into the theories of why that might be.

 

Neko and I step away from doing our action movie tier rankings to do a "girl com" tier and you might even be surprised what films Noobs actually endorses in one of his least favorite genres. Also, drummer Gene Hoglan steps away from Testament so we discuss 6 drummers that could possibly replace Hoglan going forward.

 

We dont often think about Antarctica much aside from Carpenter's "The Thing" but you would be surprised by how many disappearances and deaths have happened there when we discuss  the frozen graveyard that is the arctic continent. And finally, in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault we revisit 1981's "Clash of the Titans" starring Harry Hamlin and Judi Bowker.

 

Special thanks to Against PR, Music Records, Grand Sound Promotions, Markus Eck of Metal Message, Scarlet Records and Hardlife Promotions for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Escarnium- Pilgrimage from Darkness (Amorphis Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Chemicide- Lunar Eternity 
Indemon- Ground Zero 
Body Count- There Goes the Neighborhood 
Sloow- The Feeble Lord
Ectoplasma- Gruesome Sacred Orgasms
Fractal Generator- Ethereal 
Catacomb- Nailed to Absurdity
Mortify- Ethereal Illusion of Psyche
Kill All the Gentlemen- Snakes
Ravenfield- Faith to Hate
Porno for Pyros- Hard Charger 
Filter- In Dreams 
Casey Maunder- If the World Was Torn in Two
Traveling Wilburys- End of the Line 
Moonlight Haze- Animus 
Conduction- Losing Your Grip 
Obliveon- Fiction of Veractiy 
Tombstone Blue- The Dream Unfolds (Request)
Necrotombs- Pile of Carcasses 
Abyssus- The Beast Within 
Druid Lord- Ethereal Decay/Festering Tombs 
Bongtower- Mercury
Mandator- Perfect Progeny 
Emetropia- That Fateful Night 


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-153/

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #152

In this episode Neko and I talk about the passing of musical artist and actor Meatloaf. We also discuss an article ranking the DC character Robin and the many versions of him.

 

Legendary if going to be releasing a live action series based on Godzilla Monsterverse while we wait for a new film to come out. And yes folks!, its happening!!! Neko and I do our Tier rankings for the 90's action flicks so see where we place and rank them.

 

And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault pick Neko selects "Falling Down" starring Michael Douglas. See why it is people can kind of relate to the main character and see Noobs totally rant about an article that misses the overall point of the story.

 

Special thanks to Against PR and Hardlife Promotions for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Hammersfall- I Want Out (Helloween Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Exhaustion- Entrenched Skies 
Dead Orchestra- Speak the Truth
Crionic- The Land Which Once Were
Fit For An Autopsy- Far From Heaven 
Needless- Mournful Heavens
Devoured Elysium- Void Grave 
Saille- Baleful Beauty
Almach- Hindukush 
Frost- Darkness in Crimson Majesty 
Jaded Lady- Break Free 
Martin Briley- Salt in My Tears 
Griffin- Flight of the Griffin 
Xinr- Fight the Dragon 
White Lion- When the Children Cry 
Sepsiss- Yesterday Isnt Me
Judas Priest- Painkiller 
Crystal Throne- Rise to Glory 
Sword- Metalized 
Convulsive- Island of the Last Zombies
Gutricyde- Bestial Copulation 
Funeraria- Bastard Traitor 
Culak- The Crusade III: Fortitude
Pyracanda- Top Gun 
Moongates Guardian- Thorin Oakenshield


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-152/

 

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #151

In this episode while Neko enjoyed the HBOMax Harley Quinn series she puts Hollywood and Noobs on full blast about the sexualization and dumbing down of the character in the live movie adaptations.

 

We discuss the evils of sugar free gummy bears and the results of eating to many in one setting. Noobs attempted this to dire results and you will get the lowdown in this episode.

 

In two different segments Neko and I discuss the problems with idolizing and treating celebrities like gods and the harmful effects it can have both on fans and the celebrities themselves. One specific example is a man like David Bowie who has a very sketchy past when it comes to underage girls.

 

Special thanks to Angel PR, Qabar PR, Grand Sounds Promotion, Curtain Call Records, Everlasting Spew Records, and Against PR for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Just Before Dawn- Drowned (Entombed Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Tombstone Blue- Crown of None 
Ironmaster- Abusing the Exorable 
Descent- Safe
Insecurity- The Worst of Days 
Cruel Bomb- Dogs of War
The Mist- Over My Dead Body
No/Mas- Police Brutality 
Silent Obsession- Apocalyptic Manifestation 
Fossilization- Exalted in the Altar of Insignificance 
Ten Ton Mojo- Bad Love 
The Alive- Hard Enough 
Omen- March On 
Sweet Cheater- Immortal Instant 
Extreme- More than Words
Purple Dawn- Old Fashioned Black Madness 
Vortech- The Dark City
Mechina- The Embers of Old Earth
Chronomancy- Rebirth 
Legalize Murder- No Punishment
Culpado- Maniaco Maldito
Tentation- La Chute Des Titans
Motorhead- End of Time 
Warrior Within- Stronger Than Death & Time 
Fatuous Rump- Burning its Wedding Poisons


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-151/

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #150

In our 150th episode Neko and I talk a little more about Betty White and her recent passing. We not only revisit her activism and importance to television but some of her best roles in movies as well.

 

In tv, we review Cobra Kai season 4, what new things happened?, is the show still worth watching?, and what does it possibly have in store for the next season. Initially former Coal Chamber bassist Rayna Foss was reported missing until recently when her daughter spoke up to correct the error.

 

And finally, in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault i select 1977's "Orca" starring Richard Harris. What is it that separates this movie from the rest of the creature features of the 1970's?

 

Special thanks to Grand Sounds Promotion, Everlasting Spew Records, Against PR, Qabar PR, Angel PR, Curtain Call Records, JZ Press, and Inverse Records for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Symphony of Heaven- Flesh and the Power it Holds (Death Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Mantic Ritual- Crusader 
Tormentor Tyrant- Tormentor Tyrant 
Dismember- Sickening Art 
Demoted- Dead in Multiple Realities
Blood Messiah- Betrayed by the Light 
Encoffined- Inverted Burial
Diavolos- Diavolos Rising 
Evoking Winds- Tapestry of Time 
Karmanjaka- Ancient Aeon 
Solar Eagle- The Unicorn 
Heavy Load- Heavy Metal Angels 
Theo NT- Wobbly Wheel 
Phantom Blue- Frantic Zone 
Toto- Rosanna 
Boneshaker- Bed of Stones 
Grey Wolf- Knights of the Round Table 
The Mist- Barbed Wire Land 
Exterminio- Ordem E Progresso 
Cryptophobism- People That No One Will Miss 
Headspawn- Satan Goss 
Dessiderium- The Persecution Complex
Crowen- Seer's Prophecy 
Ungodly Rest- False Belief
Hypocrisy- Osculum Obscenum 



https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-150/

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #149

In this episode Neko and I give out some thanks to friends of the show Mastershake for creating our new banner as well as Kevin Tarrant for the requests and dedication to Neko. On a more somber note we discuss the passing of our friend Pim who sadly took his own life.

 

On the heels of that Neko brings up an article that strikes home about the controversy of going to far when getting young men and adults to be more sensitive. Are we as a society pushing to hard when trying to de-masculine men for the sake of weeding out sexism? Neko and I tackle the topic with a culture that seems to be becoming toxic on the other end of the spectrum.

 

In entertainment, we discuss the Disney+ series "Hawkeye" and determine whether or not it holds up to other parts of the MCU. And finally, in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault pick Neko selects "Tommy Boy" starring Chris Farley and David Spade. Does the comedy hold up or fall on its face?

 

Special thanks for selected tracks this week from Music Records, Qabar PR, Hardlife Promotions, Scarlet Records, Curtain Call Records, Inverse Records, JZ Press, Against PR, and Metal Message.

 

 

Pissing Razors- Wasting Away (Nailbomb Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro 
Thirsty Demon- Whispers of the Damned 
Dead Tree Seeds- Set the Fire 
Beyond the Styx- Collateral 
Fabulae Dramatis- Lead Astray 
Static Limit- Symbiont 
Glasya- From Enemy to Hero 
Wombbath- At the Giants Feet 
Galge- Venus 
Sinister- Leviathan 
Echoseven- Born From Ice 
Scars of Solitude- If These Walls Could Talk 
Wolftooth- Winter White 
Axe Witch- Stand Up 
Creedance Clearwater Revival- Fortunate Son 
Mendes Prey- What the Hells Going On 
Betrayed- Purity
Project Terror- Take to the Sky 
Apokrisis- Bloodlust 
Purity in Perversion- Homoerotic Confession
Demigod- Tears of God 
Vulnificus- Scraped and Scattered 
In Somnia- Guillotine 
Bjarm- Forgotten Quietus
Frightmare- Leatherface (Laaz Rockit Cover)


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-149/

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #148

In this episode Neko and i give our review of "Spiderman: No Way Home" as well as recap "The Witcher" season 2.

 

Neko and I also start our Tier Rankings for action movies in the 80's. We touch on our interview with Ian from Retro Cereal as we discuss Thrash Metal as Noobs gives the goods on what bands stand out in that genre.

 

And finally, in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault Noobs goes back to 1985's "Ninja Turf" (aka L.A. Streetfighters) starring Philip Rhee. Does the movie hold up and is the fight choreography still as good as i remember it?

 

Special thanks to Against PR, Horror Pain, Six String PR, Scarlet Records, Reaction Management, Hardlife Promotions, JZ Press, Grand Sounds Promotion, Vlad, and Dr. Music Records for selected tracks this week.

 

 

 

Helloween- The Hellion/Electric Eye (Judas Priest Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Dormant Ordeal- Poetry Doesnt Work on Whores 
Malignant Altar- Channeling Impure Apparitions
Cadaveric Fumes- A Desolate Breed
Fernwah- Approaching Oblivion 
Emerald Rage- Goddess Freya 
Tombstone Blue- Death Stained Mind (Request)
Nocturna- Daughters of the Night 
Spaceslug- Follow this Land
Kadavar & Elder- Blood Moon Night 
Disturbed- Inside the Fire (Request)
Cosmic Cold War- Crawling Chaos 
Red Roll- Red Lights 
Manora- System Shutdown 
Duran Duran- Ordinary World 
Chaosfear- Until Your Last Breath
Emeninz- First Renegade
Obnubilo- With Reflections
Iscuron- The Monastery of Sorrow 
Seizure- Phantasm 
Heathen- Devour 
Parasyche- Rebellion 
Mesentery- To Be the Odd One Out 
Nemecic- Hekau 
Detest- We Will Get What We Deserve



https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-148/

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Best of 2021- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #147

In this episode Neko and I debut our best of 2021 metal and rock albums of the year. We also talk a little about some of the other lists that are out on the web with their own best of lists including Rolling Stone, Stereogum, Metal Kingdom, and more. Just in time for Christmas we bookend our episode with two xmas metal classics. 

 

 

King Diamond- No Presents for Christmas
DJ Anubis- Intro
Malignant Altar- Ceremonial Decapitator
Intestinal Hex- Collisions of the Innocent
Bloodbeat- Beyond the Skeletons
The Ruins of Beverast- Anchoress in Furs
Akhenaten- Halls of Amenti 
Astyanax- Gruesome Spontaneous Conflagration
Rivers of Nihil- Maybe One Day 
Deafheaven- Villain 
Culak- Crystalline 
Enforced- Hemorrhage 
Oxygen Destroyer- Their Reign Has Begun
Wormwitch- The Wolves of Ossory
Wolves in the Throne Room- Masters of Rain and Storm
Salqiu- IV: Lazarus 
Thyrfing- Jordafard
A Pale Horse Named Death- Believe in Something (You Are Lost)
Voices- Whispers 
Gravehuffer- Mad Wolf
Blind Guardian- Merry Xmas Everybody (Slade Cover)

 

 

 

Noobs ranking of the albums:

 

1. Enforced- Kill Grid
2. Rivers of Nihil- The Work
3. Akhenaten- The Emerald Tablets of Thoth
4. Thyrfing- Vanagandr
5. Malignant Altar- Realms of Exquisite Morbidity
6. Wormwitch- Wolf Hex
7. Deafheaven- Infinite Granite
8. Wolves in the Throne Room- Primordial Arcana
9. Intestinal Hex- The Exalted Chambers of Abhorrence
10. Oxygen Destroyer- Sinister Monstrositites Spawned by 
the Unfathomable Ignorance of Humankind
11. Astyanax- Extreme Antinatilist Design
12. The Ruins of Beverast- The Thule Grimoires
13. Salqiu- Lazarus Denied
14. Culak- Glass Sanctuary
15. Bloodbeat- Process of Extinction
16. Gravehuffer- NecroEclosion
17. A Pale Horse Named Death- Infernum in Terra
18. Voices- Breaking the Trauma Bond


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/best-of-2021-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-147/

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #146

In this episode we finish up our review and discussion about the Disney+ documentary "Get Back" featuring lost footage of The Beatles. Noobs discovers something sinister about Yoko Ono and her relationship with John Lennon.

 

In an article published by avclub.com Neko and i go through the list they created of all the Marvel tv shows and how they were ranked from worst to best. Did we agree and were all the tv shows something we were aware of?

 

Neko breaks down her early thoughts of the new "Sex and the City" series and whether or not it deserves the hate or love that it has been getting. And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault Neko selects "Saturday Night Fever" starring John Travolta. Was this movie simply showcasing disco dancing or did it actually have a much deeper and troubling story behind it?

 

 

 

Dio & Yngwie Malsteen- Dream On (Aerosmith Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Kralizec- Oceano Nox 
Feedback Recycling- Pilocide 
Malevolent Creation- Sacrifical Annihilation 
Wreck-Defy- Bring it All Down 
Demonstealer- From Extinction Begins Evolution
E-Force- Hypnotic 
Oshiego- Clerics of Corruption
Intricated- Impaling the Emperor
Pyrexia- Bludgeoned by Deformity 
Bullet For My Valentine- Knives
Weedpecker- Big Brain Monsters 
Ian Hunter- Im the Teacher 
Crazy Lixx- Rise Above 
The Beatles- Free As a Bird 
Volbeat- Temple of Ekur 
Suicidal Tendencies- Pledge Your Allegiance 
Hellway Train- Metal Widow 
Sadus- Fight or Die 
VHS- Immortality Comes with a Price
Mezzrow- The Cross of Torment
Razor- Sucker for Punishment 
Conjureth- Wet Flesh Vortex
Entombed- Through the Collonades 
Living Sacrifice- Without Distinction 



https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-146/

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #145

In this episode Neko and I discuss early reactions to the new Marvel series "Hawkeye" as well as the 3 episode opus "Get Back" featuring past footage of The Beatles. We try to determine what it exactly was that lead to the band's breakup, was it girls or just creative differences?

 

We give another update on what is coming for Metal Tavern Radio regarding a brand new website and more. And finally we discuss and update on the Mad Max spinoff movie featuring the Furiosa character to be played by Anya Taylor Joy.

 

Special thanks to Qabar PR, Grand Sound Promotion, Curtain Calls Records, and Vlad for selected tracks this week.

 

 

Wormwitch- Hit the Lights (Metallica Cover)
Dj Anubis- Intro 
Hypocrisy- Another Day
Lock Up- Misdirection Thief
Akephalos- Dark Dominator
Fortress- Anguish
Raptor- Desolado
B.E.E.R.- I Hate the living 
Cynic- Aurora
Rhapsody of Fire- Maid of the Secret Sand
Black Label Society- Forsaken
Converge & Chelsea Wolfe- Failure Forever 
Stone House on Fire- Bitter Times 
Ivan Bjornson & Einar Selvik- Heim Til Yggdrasil
Disbeliever- Decay of Existence 
Doobie Brothers- Long Train Running 
Force It- Dont Do it Again 
Temple Witch- Save My Soul 
Callus- Cinderstella 
Lascaille's Shroud- We Pray for Rain
Voices- An Audience of Mannequins
Salqiu- Post
Almach- Hindukush
Stabat Mater- Theatre of Failure 
Gurthang- Spasms of Reflection
Black Crucifixion- Throneburner

 

 https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-145/

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #144

In this episode Neko and I give our review of "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" as well as our thoughts on season 2 of "Tiger King". Did the latest installment of Ghostbusters do the originals justice or was it a trainwreck like 2016? 

 

We also discuss the new documentary about the rise and fall of singer/artist Janet Jackson following the aftermath of Super Bowl 38 halftime show. How much of what happened falls on Jackson and how much of it was to blame for everyone else involved? Neko and I actually disagree on some things regarding this. 

 

And finally, Neko gives us an update on the Brian Laundrie case where the remains found could point to suicide but Neko thinks there may still be a chance that it was homicide. 

 

Special thanks to Carcosa PR, Curtain Call Records, Grand Sounds Promotion, Inverse Records, Against PR, Horror Pain, and Music Records for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

Dissection- Antichrist (Slayer Cover)
DJ Anubis- Into
Obscura- Devoured Usurper
Pathology- As the Entrails Wither
Descent- Tempest 
Archgoat- Worship the Eternal Darkness
Omniod- Hideous Cathartic Discharge
Goat Torment- Forked Tongues
Dope Smoker- New Error
When the Deadbolt Breaks- Forever in the Fire
Swallow the Sun- Woven into Sorrow
Late Night Trouble- Diamond in the Rough 
Wildfire- Serenity 
Visionoir- The Second Coming 
Fearout- The End of the Beginning 
Judas Priest- You Got Another Thing Coming 
DramaScream- Who Waits 
Bestial Invasion- Gluttony
Destiny- Nothing Left to Fear 
Midnight Darkness- L.A. Prisoner 
Outre Tombe- Abysse Mortifere
Remain Untamed- Retaliation 
Dead War- Point Blank Penance 
Bullet Ride- Somewhere Else 
Testament- So Many Lies (Request)
Exodus- Slipping into Madness

 

 

https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-144/

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #143

In this episode Neko and I talk a little about a couple of remakes/reboots involving "Highlander" and "Pumpkinhead". While one seems that it could be promising the other...not so much. 

 

In Egypt massive rain and flooding has caused local scorpions to invade homes injuring over 500 people and killing three. Is it a sign of the end of days or just a random storm? In sports we talk about our team the Denver Broncos and the inconsistent year they have had culminating with an egregious error committed by starting QB Teddy Bridgewater and why its unforgiveable. 

 

And in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault Neko and i take a gander back at 1981's "Possession" Starring Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani. What exactly is it about this movie that is so disturbing and should it be taken literal or figuratively? 

 

Special thanks to Xenokorp, Grand Sounds Promotion, Qabar PR, Hardlife Promotions, Six String PR, One Eyed Toad Records, Scarlet Records, and Vlad. 

 

 

Deceased- Demon Preacher (Deathwish Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Sinaya- Afterlife 
Phrenelith- Awakening Titans 
Ruttenskalle- Feast of the Dying Sluts 
Omnium Gatherum- Fortitude 
Intaglio- Midnight Sonata II Melting Like Ice 
Dead Space Chamber Music- Byrd One Brere 
Bornholm- Spiritual Warfare
Darkwoods My Betrothed- You Bitter Source of Sorrow
Sarke- Bleak Reflections
Excess- Foreign Lands 
38 Special- Hold On Loosely 
Rebels End- End of Me 
The Bad Somthings- That Girls Electric 
Styx- Renegade 
Icon- Killer Machine 
Renegade Angel- Damnation 
Neverworld- My Monster and I 
Nightland- For Once My Name 
Reaper- World at Redemption
Vindicator- Social Schism
Mobchild- The Voyage 
Death Chant- Hidden Enemy
Impending Doom- Satanic Panic 
Unleashed- No Sign of Life



https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-143/

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #142

In this episode Neko finds an article discussing the long going competition between Oreo and Hydrox cookies and how it came to be. We also discuss the premise of the new movie "House of Gucci" starring Al Pacino and Lady Gaga. 

 

We also finally close out our Horror Tier Rankings for horror movies made from 2010-2020. On top of that ranker.com had an article stating some of these horror sequels were better than the originals. Did Neko and I agree? Find out. 

 

And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault pick Neko chooses to view "Deep Cover" Starring Lawrence Fishburn and Jeff Goldblum. Tune in to get her thoughts with a first time viewing of this amazing flick. 

 

Special thanks to Metal Message, Angel PR, Vlad, Against PR, Horror Pain, and Inverse Records for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

Anthrax- Got the Time (Joe Jackson Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Iron Maiden- Hallowed Be Thy Name 
Toxik- False Prophets
Bloody Six- Way of the Hunter 
Finntroll- Forsen
Arkona- Odna 
Hand of Kalliach- Beneath Starlit Waters 
Monolord- Your Time to Shine
Helsik- Oblivion 
Nyxborn- Exiled in Arrakis 
Limp Bizkit- Dirty Rotten Bizkit 
Dwight Twilley- Girls 
Roger Filgate- Feel So High 
Pissectomy- I Fucked Mickey Mouse 
Tommy James & the Shondells- Crimson & Clover 
Running Wild- Wild & Free 
Autumn Nostalgie- Memento Vivere
Ghost Bath- Hide From the Sun
Vrag- Az En Keresztem 
Coffin Creep- Iron Whiskey
Stranguliatorius- Hand of Death
Be'lakor- Foothold 
Voidfallen- Remnants of the Heart 
Tombstone Blue- Tombstone Blue (Request)
D.B.C.- Negative Reinforcement


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-142/

Monday, November 8, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #141

In this episode Neko and I pay tribute to one of the best horror films ever, namely Noobs favorite horror film ever "Suspiria". 

 

Immerse yourself as we discuss director Dario Argento's influence which may according to some reach Hitchcock levels. We also discuss the long lasting legacy of "Suspiria" and why it still has such an impact even today. 

 

We also talk in depth about its star the lovely and talented Jessica Harper and the mysterious, creative career that she has had. And of course in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault we dig deeper into the film with its glorious colors and resonating atmospheric soundtrack. 

 

Special thanks to Six String PR, Against PR, Qabar PR, Inverse Records, Grand Sounds Promotion, Everlasting Spew Records, and Hardlife Promotions for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

Erock- Suspiria Meets Metal 
DJ Anubis- Intro
Archspire- Abandon the Linear
Whitechapel- A Bloodsoaked Symphony
Begat the Nephilim- Ossuary 
Varnok- Tickling the Dragon's Tail 
Misticia- Maliku 
Tyrannus- The Flood 
Evoking Winds- Once Alive 
Anima Hereticae- Stone that Burns
Thulcandra- A Dying Wish
Mastodon- Sickle and Peace
Jerry Cantrell- Brighten 
October Thorns- Circle Game 
Beyond the Grey- Fight or Flight 
The Animals- House of the Rising Sun 
Death SS- Suspiria (Queen of the Dead) 
Ad Infinitum- Unstoppable 
Imaginature- Shade Enchantress 
Sense of Noise- The Broken Hope 
Benothing- Engrossed Inside Compulsions 
Sunless- Atramentous
Exhumed- Worming 
Prey For Nothing- The Sword Devours 
Atomic Drop- Clocked Out
Elimination- Victims by Design 


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-141/

 

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #140

In episode 140 Neko and I recap our adventures on That Phat Samurai Guys Vs episode between Carpenter's "The Thing" and Cronenbergs's "The Fly" remakes. Neko and I also have started putting out some youtube videos showcasing our dvd and collectable hauls. 

 

In music Limp Bizkit release "Still Sucks" on Halloween and Yngwie Malmsteen praises the late Eddie Van Halen. But is Yngwie being honest in his praise? We dive more into the on set shooting of Alec Baldwin and how there is now a petition to remove real guns from films sets. Is this a bit of a overreaction or is it just time to take real guns out of the equation? 

 

And one of the best things about the latest James Bond film is the lovely actress Ana De Armas who is in talks to be the lead assassin in a spinoff series from John Wick called "Ballerina". And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault Neko and I revisit 1982's "The Entity" with Barbara Hershey. Find out what still makes this movie tick even with the controversy surrounding it. 

 

Special thanks to Vlad, Scarlet Records, Music Records, Inverse Records, Xenokorp, Metal Message, and One Eye Toad Records for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

Pestilent Death- Profanation (Incantation Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Cradle of Filth- The Dying of the Embers
In Somnia- Rollercoaster 
Horns of Domination- Where Voices Leave No Echo 
Massacre- Fate of the Elder Gods
War Possession- Medieval Bloodlust 
Deimler- The Sentinels 
Helgrind- Bitter End 
Bastahaze- Metal Union 
Jurassic Jade- I Was Born to Thrash
Guano Apes- Open Your Eyes 
Blackwater Holylight- Around You 
June 1974- Circus 
Perptual Etude- Ive Got the Power 
Jefferson Airplane- Somebody to Love 
4Mag Nitrous- Omega Warp 
Organic- Ropedragger
Livlos- Mortal Severance 
Sulphurous- Dry Breath of the Tomb 
Dead- You'll Never Know Pleasure..Until You've Tasted 
Onirophagus- Baikal 
Neoplasia- Involuntary Psychiatric Containment
Eldritch- Failure of Faith 
Kill City- Wake Up
Rebellix- Serpents Kiss 


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-140/

 

Monday, October 25, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #139

In this episode Neko and I return to our horror movie ranking tiers featuring movies from 2000-2010. Check out how we ranked those movies and why. Also, we discuss the tragedies involving Alec Baldwin and a prop gun as well as Emperor guitarist Samoth's ex-wife who was recently killed in Norway. 

 

We review our time on That Phat Samurai Guy's Vs episode and discuss the many talents of Erock, Joel from Media Glitch, and Derek from Flicks Snacks & Knick Knacks who give their insightful knowledge on the VS episodes. 

 

We dive into our review of "No Time to Die" and then Noobs gives his alltime rankings for all Eon James Bond films. And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault i select "The Woman" from 2011 to which Neko has never seen. 

 

Special thanks to Grand Sounds Promotion, Against PR, Curtain Call Records, Angel PR, and Six String PR for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

Erock feat Anthony Vincent- Dont Fear the Reaper (Ghost Style)(Blue Oyster Cult Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Dream Theater- Awaken the Master 
Acis- Lawbreaker 
Infrared- Lockdown
Gus G- Judgement Day
Hex AD- Seven Blades 
Omnibeing- Omnibeing
Vildhjarta- Kaos2
Affliction- Methaphetamine 
Devastation- Souls of Sacrifice
Kaiser and the Machines of Creation- In the Mist
The Shape- Invisible Wolves 
Manfred Mann's Earth Band- Blinded by the Light 
Bob Seger- Night Moves 
Dokken- Dream Warriors 
Sundown- 19 
Introspectiva- Navigator
Dodsdrift- Laere
Raat- Yearning 
Aeon- Let it Burn
Hate- Saturnus
The Agonist- Resurrection
Ilean- Mexico 
O.Y.D.- Bring Them to Justice 
Hunted- For the Blind 



https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-139/

Monday, October 18, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #138

In this episode Neko and I scratch our heads at recent comments made by Demi Lovato regarding the label that extraterrestrials should have. We also give our review of the hit Netflix series "Squid Game".

 

On the music front the Rolling Stones have pulled their classic hit "Brown Sugar" from their playlist while on tour due to its lyrical content. But, is the song really a reflection of the band and members themselves or still a freedom of musical expression? When do we as a society say enough is enough with trying to mute artists from expressing themselves good or bad? 

 

In 2015 actress Emma Watson starred in a movie called "Colonia" where her character voluntarily entered into a cult to save her boyfriend. Now on Netflix is the series "Colonia Dignidad" for which that movie was based and it explains just how crazy the cult was and the level it went to both politically and socially. 

 

And finally, our Retro Dvd Movie Vault pick Neko selects "Queen of the Damned" starring Stuart Townsend and Aaliyah. Is the movie underrated or is it actually better than "Interview with a Vampire"? Find out what we thought about it all. 

 

Special thanks to The Metallist PR and Xenokorp for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

Rotten- Crystal Mountain (Death Cover) 
DJ Anubis- Intro
Blood Red Throne- We All Bleed
Outer Heaven- Maggots in Your Coffin (Repulsion Cover)
Xenosis- Prophetic Blight
Creeping Death- Humanity Transcends
Blames God- Church in Ruins
Absorption- Mental Secretion
Trivium- Feast of Fire
Evil Evolved- The Symphony of Woe
Fallen Chord- Washed Away 
Allen Key- Granted 
Mark Crozer- Live in Fear (Request)
Gary Wright- Dream Weaver 
Yes- The Ice Bridge 
David Draiman- Forsaken 
Ministry- Search and Destroy 
Agalloch- Falling Snow
Wooden Throne- Under the Moon They Wander Until Fading Away
Darkthrone- The Pagan Winter
Tombstone Blue- The God Below (Request)
Morbid Messiah- Grinded for the Carnage
Icozahedron Levitate- Carving the Inverted Triangle Scarification 
Otargos- Incursion of Chaos 
Winterwolf- Lycanthropic Aeons
Kalmah- Wolves on the Throne


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-138/

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Hordes of Chaos- (feat DJ Anubis & DJ Neko) Episode #137

In this episode Neko and I talk a little about the legacy of James Bond with the release of "No Time To Die". We discuss not only who should replace Daniel Craig but also some interesting trivia regarding Salvador Dali and the tarot cards used in "Live and Let Die". 

 

And ex-Ratt drummer Bobby Blotzer was recently ordered to pay the band $2 million dollars and is forced to not use the image or band name going forward. And news regarding a new Sam Raimi film called "Boy Kills World" is in the works with a spectacular lineup of "Bill Skarsgard, Samara Weaving, and Yayan Ruhian. Find out what we think of the possibilities this film can hold. 

 

And finally in our Retro Dvd Movie Vault i select 1997's "The Ugly" starring Paolo Rotondo and why its a underrated and hidden gem when it comes to horror movies. 

 

Special thanks to Music Records, Everlasting Spew Records, Horror Pain, Inverse Records, Angel PR, Squib Kick Records, VR Finland, Against PR, Hardlife Promotion, Xenokorp, Qabar PR, and MDRP for selected tracks this week. 

 

 

 

Sarkom- Breathe (The Prodigy Cover)
DJ Anubis- Intro
Chasmdweller- Hexed Beyond Mortality
Snipers of Babel- Digital Death 
Massive Charge- Swallow the People 
KK's Priest- Sermons of the Sinner 
Battlefield- Grave of the Unknown 
Deaf Dealer- Back to Gods Country 
Burial- The Curse of the Unbornlike God 
Feed the Corpses to the Pigs- Ghost of Winter 
Infected Chaos- Gehenna 
Hootenanny Freaks- Night Train 
Subfire- Fate of a Sinister World 
Rich Kid Express- Cold Hearted 
Crossnine- Feel Like a Man 
Fleetwood Mac- Go Your Own Way
Slowshine- Trails 
Enslaved- Ruun II 
Merciless- Pure Hate 
Teitan- I Become the Lunar Sky
Choirs of the Void- Prescient Demise
My Dying Bride- The Blue Lotus
Evoken- Withering Indignation 
Nervochaos- Putrid Pleasures 
Son of Sam- I Am 
Deus Ex Machina- As is 


https://therealnoobs.podbean.com/e/hordes-of-chaos-feat-dj-anubis-dj-neko-episode-137/